Always A Ranger (Speculative)
In which a healthy dose of 3 Doors Down reminds us that being a Ranger isn’t always easy, espcially if Amy Jo Johnson spends the whole time on the Goddamn phone.
Always A Ranger (Speculative)
In which a healthy dose of 3 Doors Down reminds us that being a Ranger isn’t always easy, espcially if Amy Jo Johnson spends the whole time on the Goddamn phone.
The Godfather IV (Speculative)
In which we meet further, keyboard playing Corleones and are made a refusable offer.
A Midwinter Night’s Dream (Speculative)
In which alliances are betrayed, a Jonas Brother is left out, and we discover what a CW pitch reel looks like.
Disney Revenge (Speculative)
In which Jafar, Scar, Hades, an evil stepmother, and Frollo abuse exclamation points becausew(sic) we all saw how they failed.
Scream 4 (Speculative)
In which someone with a clear distaste for Scream 2 exacts revenge on Neve Campbell in a basement by way of gong noise.
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
In which lessons are learned and television is filmed to the strains of 1967’s behottest pop group, Wilson Phillips.
Comfortable (Speculative)
In which Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez discover their true feelings for one another and it is not so much hot as it is something emotionally truthful, and we discover that some poor 17 year old girl from Maine is working out her sexual awakening by way of YouTube fan fiction.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
In which delight is taken in deaths yet to come.
The Covenant 2: The Ipswich Curse (Speculative)
In which Bryce Dallas Howard is date raped and darkened irises are a superpower.
Speed 3 (Speculative)
In which Sandra Bullock and Danial Craig don’t miss the flight because of rush hour.
